observations about pewping

pics of caged benny naow

ps: holy pale john candy!

If you look closely you can see my captive Lion nuts.

LAWL at pretty much everything before this post :rofl

and votblindub attempts to ruin a good thread.

lets see those tree trunks you call legs… that picture fails

I’m actually whiter than some coke I did once.

haha

huh?
i just said its a funny discussion.

I acutally have a diagram of this because I ran into a similar thread before… lemme see if I can find it.

I go to greater lengths than others… but I make sure to cover behind the toilet seat as well. People piss on there too yknow…

Just in case a piece of you ass slumphs over the seat?

What are you made of? Cream Cheese?

he made a thread like this on EvoM before too.

*cottage cheese

haha, I dunno, just incase I rock backwards into or whatever when I lean to wipe. I dont take chances!

Cottage cheese runs, cream cheese slumphs.

So you actually put your ass on the seat? Fuck that I poop in a hover position anywhere but at home.

I take a 2ft section, fold it double and put it on the top of the bowl.

I take another 2ft section, and put it on the left side of the bowl.

I take yet another 2ft section and put it on the right side of the bowl.

I have yet to get assne so my method is proven to be effective. lol.

I normally drop some pieces in the toilet and then line the seat. No splash and no ass germs

i hover ,somtimes i fuckin miss and get the back of the shitter bit i at least cover it in shitter paper for the next guy

Am i the only one to say i sit/take shit/make noises/flush/wash hands/leave ?

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