Office Pranks

[LUKE_L]

Haha. I like the super gluing of the pen caps. I will be using that one later today.

If he has a desk phone…my favorite prank to pull is taking a small zip tie and tying their phone chord where it overlaps so it is not visible. Just short of where they would hold the phone up to their ear… :snky:

Other Personal favorites.

• If he has an Anti glare cover on his monitor you can just put a black piece of paper behind it.
• You could also put some tape over the ear holes on his phone.
• Instead of tape on the optical mouse…use sharpie.
• If he has speakers. Change his sounds settings so that when he closes a window or something it makes noise (If you had time you could down load something profane). Put sharpie over the little light. Turn the volume up all the way.
• Write " ‘insert name’ IS GAY" in bold letters and make 100 copies of it and walk away.

If he really is a sport…Last but not least

• Next time he leaves the cube…unplug his monitor, move it under the desk, and plug it back in.

EDIT: I just took all the pens of this one guy and switched the ink inside. The Black is now Blue, The Blue is now Red, and the Red is now Black. And I super glued the ends so they will NOT come back apart for him to switch. I did not glue the caps on. That will be tomorrow.

[boardjnky4]

@ILCisDEAD

Create an administrator account on his computer … install I forget what its called but it allows you to login with out kicking him off… remote into his machine with the new account and BAm restart his computer, shut it off, move his files, put hostage notes on his desktop…

OH BTW if you put a new user account onto his computer… there are a few precuations to take. 1) hide the new accounts name (new_accounts documents, shared space and what not) 2) remove the new account off the initial splash screen. (its just a registry key) Come to think of it… remove all the usernames off the splash screen lol, his too

Or you can go into his bios and make it bootable via usb, put a bootable OS on the thumb drive, so when he restarts it boots from the USB drive and not from his harddrive lol.

Everyone saying to put a small piece of tape on the laser are stupid. Red dry erase marker, he’ll break the mouse before he figures it out.

Ugh I have so many ideas.

LOL at Jam using high contrast mode… I wish there is a way to disable the OMG DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO INTO HIGH CONTRAST MODE PRESS ENTER IF YOU DO

its funny that we exhausted all of these on others when I worked over there lol

flippyboy sells shit on here every now and then. He loved his blank splash screen haha

[dlatone]

there is a program called drunk mouse or alcohol or something. load it on their computer

[Bassdegrime]

duct tape everything in the cublice

[cky89]

Take a screen shot of how his screen looked when he left.
x out of everything
remove task bar at the bottom
remove icons from desktop
set as desktop background

enjoy

[Quattro_Krant]

@dlatone

find a “wireless” shock mouse. i did this at work and it was worth every penny times a million. i went around to a bunch of different people and made up some BS story about my new mouse. that it worked on infared or something. then they would try it out on their computer. when they clicked it…ZAP. i swear it was one of the best days ever.

the one guy was so funny. he was bugging my boss about getting a new mouse for like a month. so i was like, dude, check out your new mouse. he was all excited and bundled his old one up and everything with wire ties. then he sat down and moved it. it didnt work at first, but then when he clicked it zapped him and i almost pissed myself.

i think it was like surpluscomputers.com or something. it will be the best $10 you ever spent.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Paulo]

@cky89

Take a screen shot of how his screen looked when he left.
x out of everything
remove task bar at the bottom
remove icons from desktop
set as desktop background

enjoy

Way to read the original post. :tup:

[justa4door]

ctrl + alt + down arrow is to flip
and to get it back use the up arrow

[Paulo]

@justa4door

ctrl + alt + down arrow is to flip
and to get it back use the up arrow

not working for me…

edit- n/m it’s because i have a POS computer and monitor at work. I’ll definitely be screwing with people left and right with this tho haha.

[ILCisDEAD]

@dawn

I think because in order to use print screen on my computer, you have to use the function key as well. So I don’t know?

that works fine. if its a dell it works, you just have to press the printscreen also… OMG

[cky89]

@Paulo

Way to read the original post. :tup:

OHHHHHH i thought you meant you just hid everything on him.
I gotcha now lol.

[RobHimself]

set up a logmein.com account so you can control his shit even if you have the day off. Change hi is monitor settings then change the language to japanese so he can’t set them back.

[Fry]

Stab him!

[dirtye30]

shit in his coffee

[dawn]

I like the pen idea. I would FLIP if I thought I was using a blue pen and it was black. I hate black pens.

[dawn]

Tinfoil everything on his desk. His reaction will be hilarious. If he has an older mouse, take the ball out. Of course, the woopie cushion.

Edit: More- I looked these up.

Make some copies of a paperclip. Then put them into the paper tray of the copier.

Remove the desk drawers in the victim’s desk and switch them around. (If you can’t remove the drawers, just take out the stuff and swap it around.)

Find an old toy with button-activated sound (music, baby crying, etc.). Tape it to the back of the victim’s desk drawer, so that when the drawer is completely shut the button is activated. Leave the drawer open a crack, and wait for victim to arrive.

Tie a piece of cord under the victim’s office chair to hold down the lever that adjusts the chair height. (When you sit on the chair it will slide all the way down, but as soon as you stand up the chair will rise all the way up.) All the ups and downs will drive the victim crazy.

Go into the victim’s office and locate every pencil and pen in their desk. Paint the tips with clear nail polish. When they try to write, none of them will work.

Use glue to secure the victim’s handset to the phone (be sure to use glue that can be removed…check the label first because some glue will destroy plastic). Then go to a nearby phone, call their number and watch while they lift the entire phone to their ear.

Take an item from the victim’s office (something they use a lot such as a special coffee cup, stapler, pencil cup, etc.). Take a picture of the item and leave it on the victim’s desk (in the same spot where the item was located), along with a “ransom” note.

If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call the phone will keep ringing.

Take all of the victim’s paperclips and hook them together in one long string.

Leave a phone message for the victim that says that a “Mr. Lyon” called (or Mr. Behr also works), and wants to be called back. Then list the phone number of the local zoo.

Print out some pictures of a scantily-dressed girl, or other racy image. Mix them into the paper tray of the office copier or printer. When the victim makes copies, they’ll have a big surprise!

This prank is elaborate but fun: Remove all the drawers from the victim’s desk. Flip the entire desk upside down, replace the drawers, then flip the desk back. Now when the victim open the drawers, all the stuff will fall out straight to the floor.

[system]

@dirtye30

shit in his coffee

ROFL :bigclap:

[Paulo]

Bump

The guy got moved into another cubicle because we had to do some shifting around to keep the teams together. So now he was his own cubicle. Therefore I will be building a cardboard house, painting it pink, and enclosing his entire cubicle.

Pics to come. Hopefully I can pull this off by the end of the week. Maybe do it on friday and let it sit over the weekend lol.

So essentially like this, but not wood.