And Chang’s magic escape, give me a break. No one heard those big H1’s pulling up out back huh? All the military that would be on alert after a nuclear attack and the best we can get for air support is some little unarmed chopper? We all saw the map, there are only 2 roads in the area, and they aren’t going to get very far very fast staying off road, so close down those 2 roads.
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LOL, can’t believe I missed this. I love how they send out two armed Marine Cobras to blow up a shitbox house in the suburbs in the first episode.
Now that aggressive Chinese nationals have stolen Russian military technology somewhere in the California desret, they send a crappy JetRanger and a spotlight.
Characters:
Milo Pressman (Killed protecting Nadia Yassir by Chinese assault team in CTU)
Abu Fayed (Killed when Jack hung him with a chain)
Dimitri Gredenko (Killed after his arm was hacked off to remove a transmitter, bled out)
Hamri Al-Assad (blown up with podium bomb)
Graem Bauer (drugged to death by his own father with hyoscine pentothal)
Curtis Manning RIP (Bauer’d aka shot in the throat)
Extras:
Approximately 540 Americans (terrorist bombed)
4 terrorists in the house (Cobra attack)
1 terrorist (stabbed)
1 terrorist (by Jack chewing off his throat) :eek:
the guy who played rube baker in major leagues 2 and 3…contractor guy (kumar shot in his house)
Prison Bus driver (?)
Scott’s Dad (vaporized)
Kumar (blasted by CTU)
Terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (hmmm)
Cop that wounded terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (shot)
3 Tac Team members (shot, then nuked)
4 terrorists (shot, then nuked)
20 Remaining Tac Team and terrorists (blackened)
Approximately 12,000 Valencio Californians (extra crispy)
Pilot of the crashed helicopter (splattered)
2 tac team members in the van outside Jack’s dad’s workplace (shot)
2 of Phillip Manning’s bodyguards (shot)
Darrin McCarthy (shot by the blonde chick in the see-through top)
Blonde chick in the see-through top (shot by Fayed)
5 terrorists (killed in the siegebreak on the apartment complex)
5 tac team members (killed when the house exploded)
2 of Phillip Bauer’s henchmen (shot)
3 White House staffers (blown up when podium bomb detonated)
1 Russian security agent (shot)
11 Russian agents (shot by US forces in taking the embassy)
Anatoli Markov (shot trying to pull a weapon in the embassy)
2 terrorists defending the compound in which the stealth drone was piloted remotely from (shot)
3 terrorists - Gredenko’s henchmen (shot)
2 terrorists - Gredenko’s guards
1 sanitation truck driver
4 terrorists - holding the nukes in a warehouse
1 terrorist (Jack snapped the neck of on the loading dock)
3 CTU under cover agents (killed by Fayed)
4 Chinese agents (shot by tac team)
2 tac team members (shot by Chinese agents)
5 Chinese assault team members (shot in CTU)
3 CTU guards (shot in CTU)
TOTAL 24 BODY COUNT THUS FAR: 13,671
Gude episode, that’s what 24 is supposed to be like :tup:
Pretty good episode last night. Jack’s bullet repellent is working as usual. Chinese guy is dead on accurate when shooting at the un-named CTU guard, but sprays bullets all around Jack without hitting him from the same exact range.
And hasn’t Jack ever played any of the various FPS’s? You can carry 2 rifles + the pistol. Then you could have jammed the fan with one, and still had another to shoot people with.
Good episode last night. I had to sneak it in around the Sabres game, but I managed.
So as in typical 24 fashion, things just keep getting more and more f’d up.
Death count, 4 Chinese hitment in CTU, another 5 I think as they were leaving the hole going to the sewer under CTU. I think that’s it.
I lol’d at Zuburov(sp?) calling the VP’s bluff about the circuit board.
the big question is… when are they going to admit that the boy is jack’s!!!
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See I was thinking about that last night. That kid is younger than Jack’s daughter, so that would mean that Jack was involved in an extra-marital affair. That seems very un-Jack.
perhaps he gave josh to graeme and marilyn before the first thing happened who knows.
Also maybe jack gotta little bow chica bow bow, before his brother married her.
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No. Josh is like 15 or something. Jack’s daughter was in her 20’s when her mother died. That means that Jack would have had to cheat on his wife to be with Marilyn. That doesn’t seem like Jack…but who knows.
Milo Pressman (Killed protecting Nadia Yassir by Chinese assault team in CTU)
Abu Fayed (Killed when Jack hung him with a chain)
Dimitri Gredenko (Killed after his arm was hacked off to remove a transmitter, bled out)
Hamri Al-Assad (blown up with podium bomb)
Graem Bauer (drugged to death by his own father with hyoscine pentothal)
Curtis Manning RIP (Bauer’d aka shot in the throat)
Extras:
Approximately 540 Americans (terrorist bombed)
4 terrorists in the house (Cobra attack)
1 terrorist (stabbed)
1 terrorist (by Jack chewing off his throat) :eek:
the guy who played rube baker in major leagues 2 and 3…contractor guy (kumar shot in his house)
Prison Bus driver (?)
Scott’s Dad (vaporized)
Kumar (blasted by CTU)
Terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (hmmm)
Cop that wounded terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (shot)
3 Tac Team members (shot, then nuked)
4 terrorists (shot, then nuked)
20 Remaining Tac Team and terrorists (blackened)
Approximately 12,000 Valencio Californians (extra crispy)
Pilot of the crashed helicopter (splattered)
2 tac team members in the van outside Jack’s dad’s workplace (shot)
2 of Phillip Manning’s bodyguards (shot)
Darrin McCarthy (shot by the blonde chick in the see-through top)
Blonde chick in the see-through top (shot by Fayed)
5 terrorists (killed in the siegebreak on the apartment complex)
5 tac team members (killed when the house exploded)
2 of Phillip Bauer’s henchmen (shot)
3 White House staffers (blown up when podium bomb detonated)
1 Russian security agent (shot)
11 Russian agents (shot by US forces in taking the embassy)
Anatoli Markov (shot trying to pull a weapon in the embassy)
2 terrorists defending the compound in which the stealth drone was piloted remotely from (shot)
3 terrorists - Gredenko’s henchmen (shot)
2 terrorists - Gredenko’s guards
1 sanitation truck driver
4 terrorists - holding the nukes in a warehouse
1 terrorist (Jack snapped the neck of on the loading dock)
3 CTU under cover agents (killed by Fayed)
4 Chinese agents (shot by tac team)
2 tac team members (shot by Chinese agents)
5 Chinese assault team members (shot in CTU)
3 CTU guards (shot in CTU)
8 Chinese assault team members (shot while withdrawing CTU with Josh Bauer)
TOTAL 24 BODY COUNT THUS FAR: 13,679
Sorry Jay. I’m slipping.
I didn’t get a chance to watch this until last night, DVR’d cause of Buffalo trying to lose the Stanley Cup. :mad:
Terri Bauer was in Season 1. The final episode of that season is why most of us here are die-hard fans of this show. I didn’t know you could do the shit they did to a plot on TV. Season 1 is still one of my favorites.
LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) – The clock on “24” will keep ticking for two more seasons
Fox’s unusually late renewal for the Emmy-winning thriller will allow Jack Bauer to keep saving the day through the 2008-09 season, which will be the series’ eighth.
Series star Kiefer Sutherland already is locked to stay with the show through May 2009.
“We’re re-creating the series,” executive producer/showrunner Howard Gordon said. “It is going to be a real-time thriller. Beyond that, it’s an open book.”
“24” has had a roller-coaster ride the past couple of seasons.
It earned rave reviews for Season 5, which was capped by five Emmys last year, including best drama series and a best actor trophy for Sutherland.
But during its current sixth season, “24” has drawn criticism from fans about losing some of its creative footing.
Gordon said he felt those assessments were “unfair.” “On balance, it was a very successful season,” he said.
The upcoming re-invention of the series was something the producers have talked about for a while, Gordon said.
Aside from Sutherland, “24” will return with a new cast (some old favorites might return in different roles) and a new, non-Los Angeles location, with the producers even contemplating telling the story from two locations.
“24” joins Fox’s previously renewed series “House,” “Prison Break,” “Bones” and " 'Til Death" as well as the network’s Sunday animated comedy block.
Fox also has ordered a 13th season of the late-night comedy series “Mad TV,” which airs at 11 p.m. Saturdays.
The network’s recently picked-up new series for next season include three comedies: the Kelsey Grammer-Patricia Heaton starrer “Back to You,” “Gilmore Girls” creator Amy Sherman-Palladino’s “The Return of Jezebel James,” and the Farrelly brothers-produced “The Rules of Starting Over.”
New dramas picked up include “Canterbury’s Law,” starring Julianna Margulies; the New Orleans-set cop drama “K-Ville”; the high-concept detective drama “New Amsterdam”; and the “Terminator”-themed sci-fi drama “The Sarah Connor Chronicles.”
Two more seasons and a “reinvention” of the show. “Old favorites may come back” = my girl will flip if Tony Almeda reappears.
Characters:
Phillip Bauer (died via missile strike on his oil platform off the coast of California) (NOTE: He was not shown dead)
Milo Pressman (Killed protecting Nadia Yassir by Chinese assault team in CTU)
Abu Fayed (Killed when Jack hung him with a chain)
Dimitri Gredenko (Killed after his arm was hacked off to remove a transmitter, bled out)
Hamri Al-Assad (blown up with podium bomb)
Fmr. President Charles Logan (stabbed by his ex-wife) (NOTE: He was not shown dead)
Graem Bauer (drugged to death by his own father with hyoscine pentothal)
Curtis Manning RIP (Bauer’d aka shot in the throat)
Extras:
Approximately 540 Americans (terrorist bombed)
4 terrorists in the house (Cobra attack)
1 terrorist (stabbed)
1 terrorist (by Jack chewing off his throat) :eek:
the guy who played rube baker in major leagues 2 and 3…contractor guy (kumar shot in his house)
Prison Bus driver (?)
Scott’s Dad (vaporized)
Kumar (blasted by CTU)
Terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (hmmm)
Cop that wounded terrorist that was in the car crash that threw the grenade on the C4 pallets (shot)
3 Tac Team members (shot, then nuked)
4 terrorists (shot, then nuked)
20 Remaining Tac Team and terrorists (blackened)
Approximately 12,000 Valencio Californians (extra crispy)
Pilot of the crashed helicopter (splattered)
2 tac team members in the van outside Jack’s dad’s workplace (shot)
2 of Phillip Manning’s bodyguards (shot)
Darrin McCarthy (shot by the blonde chick in the see-through top)
Blonde chick in the see-through top (shot by Fayed)
5 terrorists (killed in the siegebreak on the apartment complex)
5 tac team members (killed when the house exploded)
2 of Phillip Bauer’s henchmen (shot)
3 White House staffers (blown up when podium bomb detonated)
1 Russian security agent (shot)
11 Russian agents (shot by US forces in taking the embassy)
Anatoli Markov (shot trying to pull a weapon in the embassy)
2 terrorists defending the compound in which the stealth drone was piloted remotely from (shot)
3 terrorists - Gredenko’s henchmen (shot)
2 terrorists - Gredenko’s guards
1 sanitation truck driver
4 terrorists - holding the nukes in a warehouse
1 terrorist (Jack snapped the neck of on the loading dock)
3 CTU under cover agents (killed by Fayed)
4 Chinese agents (shot by tac team)
2 tac team members (shot by Chinese agents)
5 Chinese assault team members (shot in CTU)
3 CTU guards (shot in CTU)
8 Chinese assault team members (shot while withdrawing CTU with Josh Bauer)
7 Chinese agents on the oil platform (destroyed by F/A-18 attack)
FINAL TOTAL 24 BODY COUNT: 13,688
GOOD:
2 hour finale
Jack assaulting an oil rig by commandeered helo :
Explosions, good SFX
Morris and Chloe having a future (awwww)
Buchannon and Hayes being pardoned (Buchannon is the man)
Audrey is okay
Nadia’s sexy ass survived
Jack brings the pain: “If you send someone after us, I’ll kill 'em. I’m good at that too.”
BAD:
Jack again ends a season tormented
Chang survived
They didn’t show Phillip Bauer die, aka he’ll be back
Some loose ends not tied up (what happened to Logan, fate of Walid Al-Rezani, the assumed execution of Reed Pollock for the assassination attempt, WHERES MUTHAFUCKING AARON PIERCE BITCH)
(Bauer’d aka shot in the throat)
(Bauer’d aka shot in the throat)
