Haha ya. Come January first everyone is starting thier workouts. Its slowly tapered off downtown at the BAC
To the girl in front of me in spinning class yesterday: you’re going to fuck your back up if you keep leaning over the front of the bike like that. Or you’ll fall on your face, in which case I will laugh at you. The instructor told you several times to fix your position, why didn’t you listen?
I have never seen that. Little kids running around a gym? That actually sounds really dangerous. :tdown:
There was a dad with 2 eight year olds teaching them how to box right in front of the dumbbell rack the other night. the kids were all over the place and getting in the way of everyone.
do you really lack that much common sense? go somewhere that people aren’t trying to lift weights…like one of the rooms they use for yoga or something. it was so damn annoying trying to bench with that crap around me.
kids under 16 shouldnt be allowed in gyms.
even that i feel is generous.
Attention women: If you’re going to workout wearing just a sports bra as a “top” you had damn well better be built like a brick shit house, otherwise you just look ridiculous.
Attention both women I’ve seen working out in sports bras and spandex pants: You are not built like brick shit houses.
A+ would read again
Would people in a gym get upset if a 3 y/o can do more chin ups than they can?
Naw. I’d be able to crank them out too if I weighed 30 pounds.
not really something that can be filed under stupid shit, but ive got some pedophile lookin guy in what can only be described as captain america pants, ratty old hockey lookin jersey, and baseball hat tryin to teach what i can only assume is his scrawny ass kid (5’6", maybe 120 lbs soaking wet?) wearing tapout shirts how to…kickbox maybe? i actually think it should be filed under ‘hilarious’.
OK so you and your buddy are doing deadlifts, but you’re too lazy to switch weights so you just help yourself to two bars. Uggh, OK fine whatever. But when you’re done you leave all your weights on the bars and leave the bars laying in the middle of the floor and walk away? Yeah don’t worry I helped the next dude that wanted to use that squat rack put all of your shit away, you fucking shit bags.
The good news is that by being clueless about good form and compounding that by using a step up for God only knows what reason, you were rounding the shit out of your back and will hurt yourself soon and no longer inconvenience me. :tup:
lol. for whatever reason theres been some newbs at terries lately too.
There was an old man on the elliptical in front of me the other day wearing jeans. Ha.
Yeah, seems to be a thing going around. As a whole BF is still almost entirely clown free though so I shouldn’t complain too much. I didn’t even mention the fat dude who was hoisting a 60 pound dumbell high into the air and then holding it there elbow locked for as long as he can. Right in front of the racks. With people all around him. I was waiting for him to lose his balance, rip his shoulder apart, and hurt someone nearby.
that reminds me, there was a kid in cargo pants and winter coat running full speed on the treadmill last night for a good 20 mins. he then couldnt figure out how to make the paper towels come out of the dispenser.
i remember that dude. if its the same one im thinking of, he swings that thing all around.
This thing walked in to my gym today and I couldn’t read what was on the shirt’s front since her fatness was consuming it. On the back it said Planet Fitness- clearly somewhere she’d never been.
If I’m mistake and you are a guy- holy shit you need help.
Fat chicks who wear shirts that are 10 sizes too small. You’re fat, we can see that, we don’t need it highlighted. Tight clothes do not make you look skinner.
this one really annoys me. You know those assisted pull-up machines that you can add weigh (for people who can’t do a pull-up by themselves)… well there are always tons of chicks using it with lots of weigh thinking they are making it harder and thus getting a better workout. I remember this one girl who had probably more than her body weight that stopped at the top of a pull-up for like 4 minutes to talk to her friend who walked up. “tee hee hee, I’m really good at this machine, look how much weight I can use”
The two that I see all the time that just make me :facepalm: are people that don’t understand what a pull-up is, stop squirming around, and people that do the dry-hump curls.
I’ll add one more, people that just lack courtesy. Rack the weights, don’t take up two benches because you want to set your notebook on the one next to you, don’t take forever and refuse to let people work in, don’t tag team 4 machines. That really 'irks me.
However, I will say this made me :lol: because it is exactly what some people are talking about, thinking you are the shit, and not knowing what you are talking about:
- Turning your wrist/arm for every rep during curls; No.
-edit-
because my hair was all fucked up and I didn’t feel like messing with it, why not?