So I was kinda against these threads until I got to witness true asshattery myself and feel the need to share. Since these threads are all merged, why not.
To the silver audi driver on the 290 between NFB and Colvin:
You actually startled me when I looked in my rear view and saw a vehicle moving toward me so quickly whilst I was attempting to change lanes (with signal). I could smell your WOT exhaust in my enclosed cabin for moments after you passed. Your 110+ speeds in heavy traffic wasn’t unnoticed, by me, the many vehicles you swerved by, or by the trooper sitting at the crest of the hill by colvin. Despite your finest efforts to slam on the brakes and bail onto colvin, I assisted the trooper in getting over 3 lanes of traffic and nabbing your hot-rod ass while trying to hide on a side street.
May darwin have mercy on your soul. And please end yourself without taking any innocent people with you. :tup:
/vent