Oh haiz dad i just had t3h sexorz on teH beach for the FIRST TIME no wAIz!!!

its SOOOO fake…

you really think somebody had access to the Texts?

LOL

she easily could have taken a picture of it to send to a friend as an “OMG LOOK WHAT I JUST SENT MY DAD”

hahaha, i did something like this once.

omg it really IS the future

Yeah, this is not real…

If it was, it must have been magical:roflpicard:… Sex on the beach fuggin sucks!

?? You were doing something wrong.

:bigclap:

:lol:

sand tip > *

Yeah… not taping up my asscrack…

No, theres people walking by on occasion and you roll over on to a rock or sandcrab and it has just never been enjoyable.

Its a played out fetish like Asians!

Edit: myyy baddddd… I thought we were talking sex with the beach… Sandy Seagull ftw:mamoru:

OK I hate telling stories like this, but…

This Guy I know told his friend that the girl his friend was hooking up with had the STDz, so he goes to text his friend… only he doesn’t text his friend, he texted the girl and told her to be careful cause she has the STDz.

I wouldnt put this one past todays girls

I call BS on this. How does someone book a plane ticket that fast? I’m pretty sure my iPhone timestamps all messages more then ten minutes apart.

this is soooo last week.

it wasnt posted here. nerd boi.

Damn. Good point. I do think it’s possible, but it definitely makes you think. He had to have been at a computer an had a browser open already to do it that fast.

I know I take pictures of all of my embarrassing text messages.

while I do agree with you, it’s not impossible to order/buy airline tickets in a few mins on the internet

Especially when you are pissed.

no it does suck. I don’t like sand on my dick. nor do I like fun dipping a girl drunk