ah the old screaming seagull.
It’s cool if you do it in a lounge chair. On the sand or only a blanket = do not want.
It’s all about technique. You guys clearly lack it.
technique… either there is sand in her cooter or not… fuck technique. Beach sex sucks. I hate getting up and brush sand off myself it drives me insane
not to mention i like a firm surface to brace off of as opposed to sand that squishes all over the place. My knees ended up dug in about 6 inches and got all beachburned. yuck. its like kissing in the rain. Girls go all nuts for it in movies and shit and then you actually try it and it’s just cold and wet.
Maybe the beaches you guys did it on weren’t of fucking quality.
Cold and wetness were certainly not an issue for me. Hawaii > *
This thread is turning into an issue of Cosmo.
Fags.
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Hawaii… was it like magic???
All I can picture is the opening scene from the movie Greece
I was referring to kissing in the rain being cold and wet. Fucking on the beach is quite the opposite. And the beach I tried is most definitely of quality. Punta Cana, Dominican Rep.
god…paulo is such a giant fggt.
i bet you came in on horseback…wearring shorts and a white button down, but the button down was all open…so it showed ur manchest .
then you had teh seckz on the beach
At least when I did it, it was with a GIRL, Aaron!
It wasn’t a movie scene, but out of the numerous times I did it. I had a good time. Fucking outside is fun in general lol.
well…thats good. we now know ur not a giant gay. 
how does sand in your asshole feel? I bet its a pleasant experience
I disagree… Comfort ftw. Outside you are restricted to too few positions…
How else can you master the Russian Snow Plow or the David Copperfield???
Hahaha. Sometimes it’s about enjoying the outdoors while getting your fuck on. I wouldn’t give up the normal raging bed sex for it.
Did you ever bang while ironing? It’s sweet.
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Pics?
Banging or getting head while watching TV is fun. Reverse cowgirl FTW.
My view would be blocked 
HAHAHA. Wall mount man.
EDIT - That still may not solve YOUR issue. lol. Ceiling mount?