Oh haiz dad i just had t3h sexorz on teH beach for the FIRST TIME no wAIz!!!

i once fingerblasted a girl under a blanket at a campfire. She was sitting to my right. Her dad was sitting to my left.

Pics of the dad?

Wait…wat

I attemped that before and got the dad very angry. It ended in a 4am yelling match in the backyard between her and her father while I slipped out the front door lol

LOL, never did it near parents, but I have done it when around a group of people, under the blanket of course!

On a trip to Vermont, my first girlfriend ever gave me head in the 3rd row of a van that her parents were driving. There was a video playing in the second seat on a CRT tv plugged into an inverter. It was ET. Apparently my buddy in the second row caught the gist of what was occuring, because when drew barrymore calls elliot a PENISBREATH, he made some audible remark about irony.

having a girlfriend sucks. i used to be so ruthless.

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Anything but sex in the Mojave Desert is for pussys … Roll over on a Silver Cholla while 69’ing in 100 degree dry heat, and then lets hear some stories!!!

No thanks bro, im good.

yeah. i def don’t wanna hear a story about 2 dicks.

:clap: well played

If I have to look at 1 in your avatar, you can read about 2.

lol. i keep forgetting that’s there.

how is this news anyways?

one time i over paid for an ice cream cone… haha, can you beleive it? lets post on forums about it.

:repost: Don’t you know how to use the search…

yeah I’ve done it…you get sand EVERYWHERE!