or a live minefield sign… Now just to find some mines, i hear theres alot laying around in africa maybe they will let you have some.
Why not a NYSpeed camp out in your backyard? Freeze up some paintballs and see where the night can go.
For a fee I will stalk, hunt, and shoot the shit out of those fuckers with extremely powerful airsoft guns.
Very tempting. But than i have to deal with the whole teenage herp problem that will arise from that…
LOl sorry man i had to
Yes but then you know they wont reproduce
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Haha. very true. I dunno. ill probably put up some signs and borrow some dogs from the fam for a few days.
Worst come to worst Ill water board a few of them until they agree not to fuck with me and respect my authority.
Got anything rustier? Nothing like a little tetanus to send a message. Lock jaw will keep those little bastards from talking back. 
Been contemplating on weather or not to acid dip the machete. But it has some sort of non rust related coat on it, and I dont want to strip that off. On the other hand the rust does look pretty shitty huh
Move to Texas and you can shoot them.
Truth.
sorry i had too
For everyone who said freeze paintballs, Fuck you’re all dumb.
yeah frozen paintballs is a horrible idea. you should just use frozen ice balls so the evidence disappears
Haha. Improvised ammo ey lol.
set up a bunch of paintball landmines. Nothing illegal about that, and the kids wont come back if your yard sprays paint on them when then trespass.
IMHO this is your best bet. The paint is non toxic, Stains clothes, and makes an all out mess. If I was hit with one of these I would not come back.
But now you have to look at it from the eyes of an irrational teenager. You fucked up his clothes. What do you have that they are gonna fuck up? That sounds like the beginning of a war if you ask me. And I am not to sure what kids do these days. But when I was 16-18 we played mailbox baseball, baby oil the windshield, cut valve stems, super glued locks, and so on…
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