I got rear ended in the bimmer today by a handicapped dude driving a taurus. I felt bad for him. There wasn’t any damage so I asked him if he was ok and he said yes so i told him not to bother even trying to get out of his car it looked like he had a little trouble. Drove on and said fuck it. I know it’s a nicer story than the other ones on here but yeah…it happens.
meh fuck’em. he hit you…its his fault.
lol @ tina
Were you the pitcher or the catcher?
This Tina?? 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
how’d you get those?
Its a small world after all…
hah whats up dude, i was just down there last night but i was so damn skunked i didnt make it in any bars… but i agree we need to meet up soon
i honestly thought it was real till tyler told me about yours lol
lol dude how many people on here have hit this lol wtf
o dip!!
thats her
well, she def looks nuts. You guys really know how to pick’um
For the record, these two things were two different thoughts… i had been making a joke for a while about having to pay double to abort twins, and this seemed like the opportune time to make it…
but, anyway, bump for:
:bigclap:
HOW DID SHE MESS UP A PREG TEST? ALL YOU DO IS PEE ON A FUCKING STICK. Is she that retarded?
I know what you’re thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon. But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.
HAHA, who the hell even told her about this site, much less, this thread?
Probably some fggt who is in love with her or something.
i got that in a facebook msg.
i wonder what girl has been penetrated by the most NYSPEED cocks.
start a new thread with a poll and pictures of the girls. I can think of one right off the bat…
But she still KNEW about this thread some how.
Dawn’s prediction was probably right.