It would be a great idea to issue these tickets to people and see how many people just pay it to be over with it. I bet you could make a good buck off it. Make it look like a ticket, then in small print write a clause like “This ticket was issued in order to test your intelligence, if it is paid the past mentioned measured substance is lacking.” …make it a small 10-15 charge and then boost it up…make a web site…then just hand them out all over buffalo on sunfires, grand ams, civics, cavy’s, neons and cobalts lol