sooo
i did an airport pick-up at Pearson over the holidays, a buddy flew in from Colorado.
i hadnt done one there in a while and i ended up at the wrong terminal at first. i ran inside and was only in there for maybe 5 minutes but when i came out i had a $75 parking ticket… on my wife’s car… oooh bad.
anyways, i picked up my buddy, cussed him about abit over the ticket and we went home.
i told my wife that i got a parking ticket but i guess it didnt register that it was actually… HER… parking ticket.
anyways, that was a month ago.
i dont care about parking tickets so i just left it on the desk. we were cleaning up and found it. I say to her, hey, we gotta pay htis ticket eh.
i told her that it was her ticket and that it was now a month overdue… she freaked on me.
you see, she is the type of woman to have paid it the very next day and to be really nervous about it the whole time… amatuer.
so, we are going out the next day after i told her and i see that she has a little envelope marked with “city of mississuaga” on it… i would have just called and paid by CC or done it online… not her.
the reason she did it this way is that, unbeknownst to me, she had accopanied with her cheque a letter.
i have not yet seen the letter but it went a little like this:
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To Whom it may concern,
My husband got a ticket at the airport in my car and didnt tell me, he’s a ghey head where as i would have paid it immediately had i been aware of it.
Since i was only told yesterday that it was in fact in my name i am sending this cheque quite late… sorry sorry sorry triple sorry
Melissa
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Well, she gets a letter in the mail yesterday from the city of mississuaga…
Some wrote here a letter saying:
“dont worry about it”
AND THEY RETURNED HER FRIGGIN CHEQUE…
jesus christ, someone somewhere lost in the shuffle and whatever the hell office receives these tickets turned away income… because of a sorry letter?
let this be a lesson to everyone.
fake some sappy apology letter when you pay your tickets.
