Pee Without Noise Stool – Yeah, Apparently This Is Real


If you’re self-conscious about making too much noise when you’re going you-know-what in the you-know-where, you can now get yourself a special stool because apparently just sitting isn’t manly enough. Based on exhaustive research involving a tea pot and a toilet bowl, the Pee Without Noise Stool puts you closer to the, um, action, keeping unwanted sounds to a minimum. And what will you be paying to save face the next time you’re in the loo? How about $76 for a wooden ‘Eco’ model or $98 for a ‘DX’ model which is made of polyurethane instead.

amazing

bought one

wtf??? makes no sense

am I the only one that tries pee loudly?

is it really that hard for people to piss on the back of the bowl?

Im a proud sitter. Problem solved.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

i just pee on to the sidewall.

Sounds like a raging river if i go straight in

The floor. Is for piss.

/Thread

:rofl… I’ll use the sink as well depending on where I am and how drunk I am. Sean’s sink has been owned many times.

Oh yeah, sink, garbage pail, closets, and vases are just a few of the things that arent safe when drunk pissing.

Grandfather clock

To reduce peeing noise, I just drop a huge log in the bowl and aim at that when pissing :rofl

lets test it during the party at ur house? :excited

That’s silly, just bank it off the shower curtain right into the bowl.

wouldnt that splash around and drip most of it onto the floor?

wow. great comments. will read again

Just piss on the inside of the toilet above the water. Problem solved.

we got a regular Leonardo DaVinci here

:facepalm