People are genuine scumbags...

No offense dude, your taking this too personaly, I think some jackass/es, drove across your lawn, possibly too drunk, etc, etc, you’ve been there, you’ve probably even done it yourself. Now you drive a cobalt, you are a menace to society so relax, burn one and it will all be cool… Stop being so paranoid.

sounds like you are not longer the tough guy on the block :lol

I’d do the nails in a piece of wood idea myself. Hooking up a camera would be a pain and the chances that you get a clear shot of the license plate may be slim. Then if you do then you gotta go and call the police and all that silly shit. They fuck your shit up, you fuck their shit up. Keep it simple.

I vote for the camera and/or a nice little lining of rocks around your lawn.

:rofl :rofl

nails+wood=your friend

and this sounds like the legendary pete/cameo combination, you should see the marks they left across a corner by dave’s house

right were they keep kutting the lawn dig a 4 foot deep 10" dia hole. insert a 6 foot long sonotube into the hole and fill it with concrete. then get one of those cheezy looking wishing well things peopel slap on their lawn, and put it over the sonotube, and fill the rest with concrete.

If it is indeed some asshole doing it on purpose, they will be drawn to the wishing well like a dumb blonde to a shiney object. They will hit that fucker and it will wipe the smile off thier face a a hurry. It wont budge and will most definatly total a car hitting it at 20-30mph. They wont go anywhere and you will catch them and fuck them over in one shot.

Problem Solved

I saw another video a while back and it will also shoot at moving vehicles. You can probably mod the software to only shoot at larger objects (ie cars/trucks).

I wish I was around to see that, because that IS histerical.

it mighta been me

;- if it was 10 years ago.

Yea right who are you kidding

Get small metal tubes and cut the ends sharp, mount them in the wood but not secure so they pull out with the tire. Then bury the wood. This way they are hollow so they instantly let the air out of the tire. Think spike strips.

Yeah, just be careful mowing your lawn.
If you step on one that’s going to be bad news.

another benefit of having them removable, you can pull them up to mow the lawn.

hide you some cinder blocks in some leaf piles… i still got leaves down if you need some. :thumbup

park the cobalt on the lawn

maybe its carma?

that sucks dude, get some time lapse cameras and scope the shit out

Chris, you need to move out here. I drive on my lawn and noone gives a shit. You should see the field behind the house from the cars and machines, lol.

:rofl Brilliant

x2, out here is the shit, i do what the fuck i want…jump cars, make explosives, hijack steam rollers, ect… :ahh

:wtf :wierd :wow :lol

Hey maybe when we become a socialist nation you can have all of us pay to fix your yard

wahhh, my lawn… my mailbox got knocked off on a weekly basis when we were kids, burnouts infront of my house, a lawn job here and there. but it went around…

take who you think did it, and retaliate.