http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=491
check this out made me lol hard
safe for work
that cant be real christians :x
… can it? 
Wow, that’s a lot of dimp. “Anyone who prefers a bicycle over Godly Ford automobiles is a terrorist”? There is just too much here to comment on.
Is this real?
#1.) Spandex offends GOD.
#2.) Spandex on men offends GOD.
#3.) Having to stare at your posterior encased in Spandex offends me, and I believe in praying GODs judgement down on homers and suspected homers (like the ones who wear spandex and ride bikes).
#4.) If you want drivers to share the road, then you’d better do your part and ride on the side (if at all!)
#5.) Remember, roads weren’t built for bikes, they were built for GODLY SUVs.
They are nothing more or less than servants of Allah/Satan. Think about it. By consuming large amounts of gas, we provide a financial incentive for the Godly administration to do Jesus’ work by conquering more towelhead countries, slaughtering thousands of sand nigs in the process. With their selfish refusal to consume any gasoline whatsoever, bicyclists do nothing whatsoever to encourage this Godly work - and, as we all know, anyone who is not with us is with the terrorists. Case closed.
This forum comes across to me as one big mockery…
And it’s full of out of context biblical quoting and all kinds of cynicism… :roll:
Another weird one:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1168
Bahaha, that website is awesome. It’s obviously sarcasm, not even thinly veiled at that either.
If you’re referring to what I was saying earlier, then yeah, that’s what I was meaning by the mockery thing.
Yea, you got it right, but someone earlier on thought it was real.
ive read that it actually is real and if you sign up and say wtf they ban you and call you the devil
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=19 this is the best one
Haha, those people are as un-Christian as they proclaim the people they’re attacking to be.
Im sorry but this one takes # 1
Oh brothers I feel the pain!
Everyday i see these evil bi-cycle riders on the road.
We all know that bi in bicycle means bisexual which is against the LAW.
I drive a SUV of champions, the masterful LARGE Humvee, which I have used to win many D1 championships. With my large ‘Freedom-Vehicle’ of AMERICA the FORD EXCURSION, I crush all of the japs, and anyone else with a stupid jap sports car.I hate japanese cars, they are everywhere, I’ve seen reports that they are made of cardboard and plastic. THEY should ALL be BURNED just like Khumo said in his 711 chapter and 712 chapter. Hankook and Nangkang reading agree that the Khumo MX red series are the best weapon against the ‘Ricers’ from afar with their 'Bi’Cycles.
I digress, I will run over any BICYCLIST with my SUV, as they are clearly in the way of the law. THANK YOU for opening my eyes.
I’m sorry, Khumo (kumho) 711 and 712 chapters… Hankook and Nangkankg… The Khumo MX red series? I will bet BOTH of my testicles that it’s sarcasm.
Oh no don’t get me wrong I to bet this is sarcasm
I should of made that clear earlier
Look at the posters name Jesus_D1_Champion, its a drift0r troll.
It was probably Scott who made the post…
Best Site Ever.
“it also appears that you are a homosexual catlicker as well!”
I mean, if you read that and don’t laugh then it appears that you are a homosexual catlicker as well!
ahhh i understand after i saw that guys pic, there all KKK…makes a little more sence now