right up my alley
The fuck nuts that stay next to a semi and will not speed up or slow down to get away from said semi… thus blocking traffic behind. Some college kids did this shit to me and about 10 other cars for miles, trying to snap cell phone pics of some not even that funny graphic on the side of the truck. then noticed that it was pissing off everyone behind them and just continued to do it for that fact. The dumb fuckers just keep looking back out the window and lol’ing at us stacked up behind us. I kindly stuck my car in the middle of the semi and the other car and slowly pushed him into the rumble strips and out fo my way. those cock suckers were looking straight ahead and not a smile on their faces. 2 different cars behind me caught up and gave me a thumbs up after they got around him too! lol
Left lane cruzers, should all bust into flames and tumble off the side of the interstate. I want to make a big sticker for the back of my car… “Left lane = Passing, Right land = Driving… GET A FUCKING CLUE”
Getting pulled over for baby tickets, only to sit there while 99012022 other cars drive by for the same shit, crack dealers and selling and shooting up the block, children are being raped, drunk drivers are swerving off the road and kids are wheelieing bikes in Florida… why not stop writing me this no front plate ticket and try to stop some of the above?
The over 40 middle aged women laugh. “Yeah so I went to the market today… HARHARHAR…and I bumped into Betty… HARHARHARHAR” I cant stand it when they ROFL over NOTHING FUNNY.
OLD people who cant see their saggy tits in front of their face, but still drive. They cut off people, drive 38mph in a 55, drive through buildings, and seem to get away with it! Anyone EVER hear of some old person fucking up behind the wheel, and loosing their license???
People who cant seem to park a car in a parking lot. These worthless fucks, don’t get the concept. They pull in to tight, cant make it so they back up… they back up without even changing their direction so they just end up pulling forward in the same fucking tracks. They finally manage to park/ditch the car in the parking lot, crooked, half over the lines, hanging out in the middle of the lot, or they pull over the line between the rows and force other people to park fucked up. Then they have to back out, ohh no… grab some pop corn and watch the chaos.
Lets recap: You have some 90 year old, that takes 15 minutes to pull out of the parking spot at the Golden Corral, only to forget they are not the only people who might be on the road and pulls out of the parking lot right in front of you. Somehow they make it to the highway in one piece, and set the cruise control to a steady 48mph and plant themselves in the left lane, next to a semi. But wait they forgot to claim their senior discount and decide to go back. They mistake the gas for the brake and plow through the front of the building, all the while I am pulled over by 3 CPD cars for a missing front plate. Then a 40 year old women walks by on her cell phone cracking up over cooking a ham.
Please kill me now.