thats exactly wht i do. i have never went anywhere but my house
Every morning between 8-9 am I take my morning work shit.
Being Lactose intolerant you do not have the luxory of choosing where to poop.
At work is a regular occurance.
TP ring, and fire, then wipe til your good.
Try not to get blowback from the water.
I let a really horrid one in Hybrid once when don was getting me snow tires. I wonder if he still remembers.
He comes in, and says " Which one of you assholes did this?"
My work place is spotless. I have so many toilet options I couldn’t shit in all of them in one day even if I had the runs.
Toilet seat protector -> “Ass gasket”
Yeah, fire at will.
Although one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life (and I’ve seen a lot of things) are the motorized revolving ass gaskets on the seats at O’Hare.
i use the bathrooms in the lower level, no ones goes there.
if the men’s is taken i use the women’s… w/e
Those aRE AWEOSME!
theres tons of magazines in our bathrooms at work. I feel right at home
you mean the self cleaning ones? first time i seen those was in the Frankfurt airport on a layover.
i had no idea what the fuck to do/make of it :lol:
I am a plumber at darien lake and have a key to almost every door in the park…so yeah I unlock to bathroom door, drop my turd bomb, and lock the door back up. Nothin like bein the first every morning to shit on a nice clean toilet lol.
ahh I just pooped at work
Nothing just let it go
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I hope you all get ass herpes or crabs.
Thats what I was thinking. Just sit right down in the bodily fluids and get to work? eesh.
its just a ass :gotme: nothing will happen
ehh, where I work theres not really a whole of people who use the toilet generally.
I have deposited a few in the womens bathroom where I used to work, I always use a ass gasket though. I actually got them girls to put up a sign saying “this is a womens bathroom NO MEN!”
I also do work as much as possible, and I usually do work for atleast 20 minutes.
One time at work I did work for 45 minutes. I got up to to my dismay my legs fell asleep. I got up and personal with the stall door.
There is a total of 5 people in my office. I have no worries we keep the bathroom nice and clean.
its me and 2 other guys at work,and the whole place has to be spotless so i have no problem sprayin hot mudd at work