drop the pants and go
u poop in the truck?
I don’t use public crappers, but I’ve come up with an emergency plan.
(I didn’t read the thread if someone has the same plan:thumbs up:
- Enter the stall, place ring of toilet paper over the seat and flush it.
- Drop in some tp to prevent splashing.
- Remove tshirt.
- spin tshirt into a long rope style twist.
Kinda like when your gonna snap your girlfriend with a towel. - Place one end of shirt in each hand and take the center and hook it to the hooks on the back of the stall door.
- Hold on and hover above the toilet.
- Shit freely
- Pray the hook dosent break off the door.
- wash hands multiple times
- Leave.
The bathrooms here are cleaner than those in most houses. Don’t even think twice about it.
The one I use is under lock and key so I know who uses it :gotme:.
I hate shitting at work. i had to get tires from greece the other day. i could not cork it back to buffalo i shit a good 10 pounds of stank ass.
I just let a colon spreader out at work.
Ya know super solid, stretches your ass as it goes out, and i layed it in the bowl in a zig zag pattern. It was pretty sweet.
i had a nice swirl going the other day
ill do a quick clean with some tp then lay the butt gasket down and get to it, i also get paid.
on a side note, a few weeks back the seat was broken, a fellow coworker was unaware that the seat was in no way attached to the bowl. he sat down, was moving a bit to get comfy when the seat flew out from under him and he literally fell in the toilet. it all made quite a racket and was followed by many harsh words. he went home to shower.
our bathrooms are cleaned pretty regularly. on rare occasions i’ll make the ass gasket out of TP, but if the seat is fully white, and dry, i take my chances. 90% of all shits happen in the handicapped stall, so if you use the others you have a good chance of catching a virgin seat since its last cleaning. i’ll take my chances :gotme:
I don’t get why you would only shit at home. I do everything i possibly can at work so that i don’t have to do it on my own time. This includes shitting, paying bills, sending and opening mail, calling my mom, online shopping, banking, and day trading. I had a $30 shit the other day. it was lovely.
great thread
I hold my shits in until work just to waste a good 20 minutes. getting paid to shit ftw.
let it fly… better than squashed in your pants when you’re out wit a broad.
i take the bottle of cleaner in with me in a privet bathroom you got to go you got to go. i know who goes in the room and plus when you got the bottle to clean it it makes it a win win situation getting paid to shit and getting a uberclean toilet is ftw!
Did for the first time today.
I don’t get the whole reading the paper thing though.
ok i have to add my pic not from work but still …oh that was a good poop
lol i’m Feeling Lucky
:thankyou:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/justa4door/Picture_503.jpg
i work in hospital…lots of private bathrooms i have access to
I work in a small office so pooping is always nice. I get to catch up on some reading. The only thing I dont like is that there is only one bathroom so if I am in there for 20 minutes, people could be waiting.