Hahah. Sorry man.
I eat that thing (not exactly as pictured) like 2 or 3 times a week.
You should try the following:
Foot long ($5 foot loonnggggg lol) Turkey Bacon on Hearty Italian (or Italian Herb and Cheese) with American Cheese, toasted, and lettuce, onion, and mayo.
SO good. I’ve had the same sandwich (except for the alteration in bread) for like 2 years now at the Glenmont Subway (had 1000 subway card points at one point). I pull up and the guys start making it sometimes before I even walk in. That’s called service. Owner, Dale Nelson, is a great guy too (his wife works at my company and had him give me a $10 gift card lol).