this reminds me, 3 years ago i went to metro matress. walked in, found the matress i liked.
me-how much is this? i love it!
employee-$1000
me-wow fuck that! $500 best i can do
employee-well i do have a bunch of these i ordered for a hotel but didnt sell them all. best i can do it $750
me-nope, all i can spend is $500 right now so i guess ill just go to taft.
employee-wait wait no no, ok, $500 it is. but you have to pick it up.
me-deal!
win!!! brand new king size matress for $500