PWNED

[boardjnky4]

@Boomin99GT

My buddy used to shit his pants when he got trashed. One night he went back to a girls dorm with her and passed out drunk on her bed with her naked. Woke up and found out he’d shit himself in her bed so he smeared it on her ass and moved her into the spot where he slept and took off hoping to leave her convinced that she shat everywhere. He never saw her again so I dunno how it worked out but boy did I laugh.

thats pretty much the oldest story on the internet…