quick how to: Pissing off a cayenne owner

Don’t take this personally, because I like SHO’s, but a guy leasing either one of those probably wouldn’t be caught dead in a SHO, regardless of who would win the 1/4 mile drag.

It’s like when the turbo civic guys blow their loads because they’re faster than some 50k+ car. Ok, be happy because you made your econobox fast, because that is pretty cool that you can be faster than a 50k car on a budget, but don’t think the guy in the 50k stock car cares. To him you’re still driving a little shitbox, it’s just a fast little shitbox.