haha…
That fat pig was probably your most recent lady friend from what i hear
what’s funny is that i think i have hooked up with one girl who was chubby, she wasn’t even THAT bad. I was in a bad place at that time. And it was a long time ago. I don’t know where this rumor of me hooking up with fatties came from, but i assure you… i hate them.
hahah
denial
so… you go for a ride on a moped anytime recently?
ask beck about the broad he had over last night :wtfface:
Fuck!
I tried to join the VFC…I told them I wanted to play red rocket with Spot, and I got caught when they run my fake ss#. I’m going to be deported back to Cuba
Now I have to do it all over again…fucking Nazis!
no threesome?
beck’s broad’s name was Joe.
Sorry to hear that Juan… let me know when you get there… I wanna visit.
haha. im sure i could find plenty of places to stick it.
No problem just let me know, make sure when you come down to wear a " Proud to be American!! " shirt
:word:
More fun than watching a bunch of EMO’s burn after they used their razor blades to keep the VFC away.
i didn’t touch her ass hat.
shes the manager at zumiez and she came over to give me job shit…haha you are such a fuck tard.
she wasn’t even fat…haha…just chubby. If she was skinny, shed be maddd hot.
ps- Danielle and that girl from ub are way better :bloated: 
then what was that weird sound i heard. sounded like someone hitting some ham with a paddle? Plus, i distinctly heard squealing.
the squealing was beck trying to get into her pants… literally… he wanted to try on her pants… he was squealing cause he couldn’t squueeze his butt into them
haha
most definitely if anything, doc johnson.
i would never put my real 18" penis in her
Not funny and awkward, consider revising.
Considered… but I went from coffee to tea this morning as part of my diet… and thats all I got.
hmmm, no sirens today…wierd. Is that because of the Holiday?
god damn it… I thought they shipped you out?
looks like I have to call them again 
I doubt its cause the holiday… unless their flag is at half mast as well.
I’m a fireman and just say LET THE FUCKER BURN when the haterz houses catch on fire!
then they will appreciate what WE do!
Remember, volunteers like myself would give my life for another FREE OF CHARGE. Its not something I get paid to do or have to do,. its something I choose to do!
Also EVERY fireman do have pagers! The horns are not just for alerting fireman, the tell the locatiopn of the fire orr box, they tell time. Theres reasons for them! HOWEVER. There is no reason for them going off anytime from 8pm till 8am. Depew made that rule, Everyone else can make that rule.