So am enjoying a delicious sugar free redbull (aka, breakfast) on my way to work, heading down Parkside towards the 198/33, when I hear a loud exhaust note coming up behind me. I look, and it is a late 90s/early 2000s Red Civic Si. Looks like it has a cf hood, some nice wheels, exhaust, and maybe some other minor goodies. My first thought was “wow, that looks pretty nice…”
Then, I think he noticed my Si, and decided that he would need to accelerate hard and slam on the brakes whenever there was a break in traffic - ok, fine so he likes to drive super aggressive, whatever, it’s not my gas money.
So we are waiting at the Parkside/198/33 intersection, he is directly in front of me. As we make the turn, I hear him stay in 1st gear, riding the ass of the car in front of him. As soon as he gets a break in traffic, he floors it, weaving in and out of cars just to get onto the 33east. He ends up 4 cars ahead of me… alot of effort and dangerous driving for 4 cars. As soon as we loop around the entrance ramp (again, him riding the ass of the car in front of him), the same thing transpires. He floors it, weaving in and out of traffic, accelerating to what looked like 90+.
Funny part is that I ended up passing him on Genesee as he waiting in traffic in the left lane, and I cruised by in the far right.
So, DEAR CIVIC SI OWNER, WITH THE LICENSE PLATE “SRSLYJDM” PLEASE GROW UP. IF YOU DO NOT, MR. DARWIN WILL SURELY RAPE YOU SOON. HOPEFULLY, WHEN YOU TAKE YOURSELF OUT, YOU WON’T TAKE ANYONE WITH YOU.
/RANT
