Well, I have TWO board members that were with me at the time, so I’m pretty sure I’m not making this shit up.
Also, I figured out why my car is running quicker than most with a stock setup.
I have a Tomei 2way with pumpkin from an R32. Apparently, I have a higher final drive now. 4.36. That would explain my way higher speedo readings.
That’s it!! Another benefit to the diff. 
SCORE!