religous freaks

I believe I came from my mother, She came from her mother also.

ewwie… you came from a GIRL!?

I thought girls were supposed to make us come??? :moon:

They never made me come. :wtf:

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100% true God may tell you not to like abortion clinics but he doesn’t tell you to bomb them.

I was thinking the other day about this. Athiests complained about “under God” in the pledge and took it to court. the fathers of this country wrote about God given rights which are life, freedom and the ability to have possesions(ie. house, land, etc). so I was thinking of starting a big bunch of crap like the athiests. here is my plan:

since they don’t believe in God or a higher being they don’t have these rights so basically we can get some free labor for a few years. the sad part is the media would probably jump all over the idea and I would get my 15 minutes of fame

boosted…you need to change your sig pic…

jesus was a “christ”…christ is not his sir name.

you don’t call george bush bush president…its president bush

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check with my wife,i know she can change that :lickmahpu

THAT is truth right there.

actually god doesn’t ‘tell’ you anything…

natural rights are said to be ‘god-given’ to stress the fact that man cannot alienate them… not to sustain proof of a ‘god’.

i don’t think you’re going to be famous…

ummmmmmmm… Are you saying your wife likes girls?

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Sammy is E-Famous

he’s a legend among his peers…

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fuckin windowlicker…

im an e-thug and i be like what? window licker?

I can see the headlines: “Western PA Retard Wont STFU”

not to mention the fact that god has never told anyone anything…

The bible was written by man. hundreds of people over thousands of years. Its been through countless revisions and translations.

Bible makes for good kindling for fire, thats about the only use I have for it

Is there something wrong with it? :dunno:

Most men wish their wife did… some men have a wife that does.