me - are you happy with your current service provider?
them - yes, they are really good, and less expensive then your product
me - here, let me show you my penis
60% of the time, it works everytime
^ I lol’ed. :lol:
:deadhorse2:
You know what they say about the elevator business
it has its ups and downs
an elevator pitch is not a really a sales pitch
see:
car salesman…
customer: “what’s that puddle under the car?”
Salesman: “Oh that…uhhh… that’s just sweat from all the horsepower.”
Do you guys remember the Bud Light Real Men of Genius ad… “Used Car Salesman”? I laughed for weeks after hearing that.
In case you never heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcOqtoK9t8
That’s actually what I had in mind.