State what you sell and lets hear the pitch.
Who wants this dog?!
Crack.
Yo…you want some rocks?
I sell health related technology.
“yo, wanna get better?”
i sell my body … line is “Hey, do you have no standards ?”
I sell volcano insurance.
Do you want to burn and die? Sign this!
is that your pitch for selling umbrellas?
My old sales pitch:
“Do you have a chip or crack in your windshield?”
Yeah, I was one of those guys back in 2000-2001 
“Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?”
“Well then, what about THESE balls?”
response:
“Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs! Yes, I’ll suck them.”
Adam’s Average Male Escorting Service,
“When you settle for less, you call the best!”
or
“Yes, you can have the herp too!”
I’ll buy your botox…
:lol: Duck and cover!
Cloud insurance.
You know they’re just sitting up there planing, waiting for the prefect time.
I sell cigarettes.
“Hey, I’ll kill you quicker. And more painfully.”
Never would have guessed that there are no elevator salesmen on the board…
:uhh:
:tinfoilhat:
Wiper Check eh?
ha
touche salesman
If i can see someones phone.
Are you happy with your wireless service?
Maybe
Ever thought of switching to AT&T.
etc etc
I use to tell them that their phone sucked… "why don’t you get a better phone like this?!
Me - “What do you own now?”
them - blah blah
Me - “Ouch, that sucks.”