Not sure if this is my record, but this one pops into my head.
Met a chick off of AOL back in 02. IM’ed for a bit, said that I’d come over with a movie if she liked. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I’d bring mine. Got to her house, fucked her within 10 minutes, said I was going to the car to get the VCR and just took off. Middle of winter, almost got stuck on ice in her driveway, had to rock the car.