Not sure if this is my record, but this one pops into my head.
Met a chick off of AOL back in 02. IM’ed for a bit, said that I’d come over with a movie if she liked. She said she had no VCR, so I told her that I’d bring mine. Got to her house, fucked her within 10 minutes, said I was going to the car to get the VCR and just took off. Middle of winter, almost got stuck on ice in her driveway, had to rock the car.
Discuss.
EDIT-never brought the VCR.