Sightings Thread

[PJB]

@d. gage

PJB were you on the bike path this morning around 9:30ish???

I got there closer to 10.

@big red

ha fuck! jellies got busted by the POlice

yeah, unfortunately I did. Luckily I just got a BS ticket but still had a $125 tow bill to pay.

@ReDevil

(Assuming there are 2 officers)
Police: Whatcha doin here boy?
PJB: Looking at trees. I like trees.
Police: You own this property?
PJB: Well my friend owns a tow truck and said if I can get it stuck, he would get me. I like Hot Wheels
Police(Look at each other oddly):What is happening here?
PJB: I ate hallucinogenic mushrooms. I like them alot.
Police: Your gonna have to come with us, sir.

Not quite what happened today.