lol i like that! i’ve heard it called a fart tube, fart can, zoom tube, and plenty of other shit, but never a fart cannon.
saw a rusty choobaru outback leaving BOCES as it does every day. ricer pile of shit, massive (yellow) subaru badge sticker on the back window, spraybombed (yellow) hubcaps, trim, even the god damn wiper arms were yellow! looks like it was brushed onto the arms too!