Sleep Suggestions

[Wayne64SS]

@AlpineSkiier

What on earth do you clowns do in order to fall asleep? Or do you just not sleep at all. Long story short, I completely FUCKED my sleep schedule this winter break by staying up all night and sleeping all day.

Furious Father and Mighty Mom are not pleased. My dad refers to me as a cat and, when he is mad at something, the n-word. My mom just gets pissed because I don’t eat her food when she cooks it. :lol

Doctor Awesome recommended some OTC sleep aids which I picked up from Rite Aid. I took two and I feel mildly drowsy, but not even close to falling asleep.

If I put my head down on the pillow and try to sleep, I will just end up lying there until the sun comes up, and then usually pass out sometime around when the free beer and hot wings morning show is broadcasted.

I have to be up at 730 to drop Mighty Mom off at her place of employment, so I can’t be passing out at 5 in the morning. And believe me when I tell you that once I’m out, I am out. An airhorn probably wouldn’t even wake me from the fucked up movie that is usually playing in my mind.

jerk off or sex right before bed. works every time.