http://www.theonion.com/content/video/new_anti_smoking_ads_warn_teens
:lol:
amazing… more great stuff from the onion.
edit: i dont want to smoke cuz i dont wanna look like a cock magnet.
hahahaha
smoking is disgusting anyways. If your a non smoker and you’ve been in a car with a smoker you know.
the defense they use is always the same “i cracked my window” like all the smoke goes out the window :fail: it makes me want to bring a black light at night to show them, then beat them maliciously with it.
About as annoying as being stuck next to a fat dude on a plane.
rather be stuck next to a fat dude, than a baby who’s mother/father won’t shut it up when it’s crying the whole time.
I have a story about fat people and babies and planes.
Before I strategized Southwest’s boarding system, I didn’t realize that choosing in group A meant not choosing who you sit next to (usually). So I sat in a seat in the middle next to the window.
Fat mat sits down in my row in the aisle.
Everyone boards plane. Sits in every seat except for the row of me - nothing- fatty sandwich
New mother comes in with her crying baby. Has to sit in middle. 5 hour flight of crying baby. Milk pours out of overhead bin and on to man behind. Man behind is cranky.
ugh. fat people.
holy derail