I have lived in the city for 5 years or so, and have NEVER had an issue… no thefts, no dents, not a single incident.
I can say the same for pretty much everyone else I know that lives in the city.
I think the problems lie in having an older honda that is easy as hell to steal, and are in very high demand with the scum of the west side. This in addition to those who have easy to steal stereo systems etc.