So beasts car was stolen last night...

Exactly. Yes, cars get stolen in the burbs.

In 2003, 66 of them were stolen from Amherst’s population of 111,945 people.

In 2003, 2528 of them were stolen from Buffalo’s population of 288,187 people.

Making it almost 15 times more likely that your car is going to be stolen from Buffalo than from Amherst. 5.5 times more likely your car is going to be stolen from Buffalo than Tonawanda.

But yeah, pointing that out is fear mongering. :roll2: