so i guess my car is slow

Glad that made sense. I haven’t slept in a long time

I’m a general jackass in person and on here, but it’s funny how the internet is like a whole other personality for some people (no one in particular)

“He’s so nice and quiet in person, but he’s an asshole on shift”

Conversely

“Motherfucker post pics of his cock, and then took his pants off@PnR”

etc