The best revenge is living well. Doing lame shit like this will only let her know that she’s getting to him, which is exactly what she wants.
This must smell so awful.
I’d be a liar if I said it smells like Roses.
Yes, same thing as I said above…pranking a friend is one thing. But this takes it a bit beyond funny…
Just move on and enjoy life.
A relationship where neither one of them are capable of taking the high ground and being the better person. Wonder why it ended in divorce?
Seriously, tell your friend to grow up, deal with her shit and move on. No sense lowering himself to her level.
Yep. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
This scenario sounds like time drove a wedge inbetween their love… not another dick or vajayjay. Time to move on and focus on being happy and finding a new vagina or two.
Revenge/pranks don’t seem like a fitting solution here… and normally i’m all for them.
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Took long enough to get to this. Yes, I completely agree.
craisglist ad in “casual encounters” with a few pics of her and her phone number. get creative with the intended intimate desires.
Meh, the living well thing is bullshit. Nobody posts a Roommate video of a guy setting up a “spite” investment account.
If the details that Carbon told me become true of the divorce, this guy may not be able to live well. At least not as not as well as he should and as he earned.
I’m trying so hard not to laugh the fuck out loud at work, I love the obsession with jerking off over everything.
Go on…
This.
Or post a craigslist ad for a 240 or other drift platform SUPER cheap.
jerk off on/in things, then throw glitter in the jizz
I’ll let Bobby post those if he wants.
It goes beyond the “well that’s how divorce goes” shit.
pour grease down the drains the last day you’re there…it will ball up and solidify with water in the sewer line. if there’s no P-trap it will all back up into the utility tub or basement… if there IS a p-trap, nothing will drain…toilet will overflow when flushed, etc…
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look, I’m not a lawyer, I just play one in real life, so nothing I say is legal advice, but there’s a profound misunderstanding of how the NYS family law system works here - suffice to say if he does ANYTHING to agitate her deliberately he’s gonna have a really bad time.
Some more info here may very well sway me to offer up some terribly mean payback advice.
I just hope for OPs buddies sake he can treat water on out of this and have a happy life, thats what its all about after all…
For some reason that made me lol while taking a dump at work.
And boy did this thread take a turn… More about jerking off into random things to be discovered later
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so you’re saying, if his wife were to have an affair while they are still married, she’s still entitled to half the marital assets? I’m asking… I don’t know divorce law…hopefully never will.
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look, I’m not a lawyer, I just play one in real life, so nothing I say is legal advice, but there’s a profound misunderstanding of how the NYS family law system works here - suffice to say if he does ANYTHING to agitate her deliberately he’s gonna have a really bad time.
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See that’s what doesn’t make sense… Why should she get his 401k or pension or salary?