Was it earned during their time together? If so, it’s more than likely half hers.
Ya’ll acting like a bunch of children.
The best revenge is finding someone you enjoy more and looks better than your ex.
I understand that’s usually how it goes…But how does that make sense?
Hey, you got hired at company X, worked 40+ hours a week, put aside money for retirement…I hate you gimme half.
Because marriage is serious business? lol
Nah, marriage is contractual dating with jewelry.
Sorry. I believe in giving what you get and not much on the living in peace on a mountain top draped in karma. I’m sure this one is worse than has been revealed on here. Why is she being so bitchy? If she doesn’t care for him anymore, why is she torturing him instead of going separate ways peacefully?
Shit, if she can make a small fortune by signing some papers…
People in general are just shitty.
WE WANT PRENUP
Ugh. I’ve been trying to honey dick myself into money since college.
No luck.
Keep trying Bro… I get free haircuts
No reason. I had details typed out but I’ll just leave it that she’s nuts. I guess this thread was more for my entertainment more than anything. I did get some laughs finally!
New York is a no fault / equitable distribution state.
Infidelity, etc doesn’t matter - this isn’t the Islamic Caliphate, we’re a civilized society. Just because one cheated doesn’t mean they give up any of their equitable rights.
Distribution of assets is based on EQUITY - how long were they together, are their children, did one party give up a career to raise those children, what’s each of their individual earning capacities, etc - it’s not automatically 50% - but the longer they’re together the more likely it becomes 50%.
Most of this is settled by AGREEMENT - very few divorces go to court and get settled by the judge.
NOW - if one of the parties starts doing any of this childish revenge horseshit you people keep talking about, they’re likely to get nailed with a temporary restraining order and potentially other sanctions and penalties by the court.
Again, we live in civilization - although many of the people posting here don’t seem to understand the rules of our society (or don’t care about them).
its sumetin dat you need to have cuz if she leave yo ass she gon leave wif halfffffff
I have no idea what this means and I’m not going to look it up, but I burst out laughing when I read it, lol :tup:
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Prenup.
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Don’t marry crazy.
Simple explanation
Poop in the far end of the shower, turn shower on very hot, point shower away from poop so it doesn’t melt too quickly. Close shower curtain, Close door.
When it is discovered the bathroom will be all foggy or misty and the person will likely rip the curtain open to see what it is.
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You’re an asshole, and disgusting…I love you
I’m flattered 
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Hahahaha!
Take all the copper plumbing out of the basement, replace them with flex hose you obviously jizzed in. Then tape the kitchen faucet hose, she’ll turn on the sink and BOOM. JIZZZ SHOWER