So there's a guy I know whose second grade son is having some... *results are in*

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Here is his post about it:

My son (2nd grade) has had his snack stolen at lunch twice this week. Each time he told the teacher and she said there is nothing I can do about it.

My kid is trusting, compassionate, giving etc. and these little fuckers take advantage of him because of it. One kid will distract him while another will steal his cookie, then the group will deny that anyone took it.

The solution… the Sriracha extra salt cookie. We whipped up a special frosting for his cookie today. Yeah, he may get in trouble… but it’s a lesson well worth any consequence he or I may face.

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Awesome! Be sure to let us know what happens!

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Father should sit with him at lunch and eat all the other kids’ lunches in front of them.

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lol… in for consequences.

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Keep us posted on the results… sounds like an excellent idea.

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What is a sriaricahahahchch extra salt cookie? I’m smart enough to know it’s something unpleasant tasting, but further explanation?

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I like it though. Teach em young to outwit their enemies.

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sriracha is an asian hot sauce

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This is awesome. Will it just taste bad or will anything else happen?

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:bigtup:

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IN IN IN. This should be awesome! People need to do whatever it takes when administration fails us. :slight_smile:

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If that doesn’t stop the bully, stab him.

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I fully support this.

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Oh nice haha. A couple of drips of Dave’s Insanity Sauce would help too. Or am I being too cruel?

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Fucking awesome. Big :tup: to the dad here.

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I have a feeling that this would make a great video.

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not a bad idea but id rather go with a chocolate exlax cookie, i feel shitting yourself later would be much more punishing than some hot sauce

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This is awesome lol, :tup: to you and lookin out for your kid in such a way. hahahahaha

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Visine. :tup:

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:tup: :tup:

awesome. this would be great to catch on tape

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[sarcasm] WTF! It is my kid that I tell to take advantage of nice honest kids. I swear if my kid takes one bite of the cookie I am going to sue the shit out of that family and anyone assosited with food tarrisiom. Your nice honesty family will be paying for my lawery fees, and my nice new car and house. I will make sure I bring my car to your shop so you can work on it. We will see how long that friendship lasts when my settlement is paying your bills at your shop! It is the American way![/sarcasm]

Edited by Freek because people don’t always get me.