Lmao, So I’m not the only one ;p
Except it was in her bedroom (shared with her sister) and her mom came up and cleaned up her sisters room.
both naked and in the middle of the summer under a blanket ;d
Her parents are… religious as fuck.
then another time her sister came up to go to sleep early… and we had to go downstairs, but we were both naked.
every time her sister would turn around we’d try to put on some clothes.
then she would look back at us and we’d stop.
ugh
fun.
so this one time i got caught by the base CO for hanging out the rear of the helo by my gunners belt… didnt go over very well. if U know what 1st LT is i was there for 6 weeks.
I sense alot of bullsh*t in this thread, mainly referring to the sexual occurrences. Seriously guys? Define “having sex” for me because by my definition it isnt something I could get away with while some girls parents are sitting feet away from me.
P IN VA G
… I passed an Amherst cop doing radar on Millersport doing 165mph on my not-even-close-to-stock Honda 929rr Erion Edition… a week later I hit 180mph on my friends Hayabusa in the same exact spot (no cop this time though)
EDIT: passed… not past
Had sex with my best friend’s sister in her best friend’s daughter’s bed then passed out on the kitchen floor where I was then beat with a dildo…on camera lol.
When I was 14 I ran to the next town over to bang my gf on V day. I got caught running home by my dad on his way to work. Told my mom I was going for a jog lol.
Went to jail, rehab, college, had 3 different “under the table” jobs and an apartment in rochester by the time I was 16.
I tried jumping over some bushes off my mom’s porch and twisted my ankle lol also on camera.
I once slipped going down the sairs in school and badly sprained my ancle. I didn’t want to look like a pussy though, so I walked normaly to the nurse’s office (on the other side of the school) and when I got there I sat down, turned my head, and puked all over the wall from the pain.
This one time when I was a kid I was hanging out at a local spot with some friends and my mom drove by so I mooned her. She pointed and laughed so I chased her car on foot then she slammed on the brakes and I hit the car, snapping my wrist in half.
I walked home so I didn’t look like a pussy in front of my friends lol.
this one time i had sex with my gf late at night in her living room, while we were doin this business her dad walked in (buffalo SWAT) and had a full on conversation with me while my p was still in her V. and we were under a blanket with just shirts on. he then left and we continued
this one time i was getting head, and the girl had gum in her mouth, every now and then she would take out my cawk to chew her gum, well this one time she decided to chew her gum while my dick was in her mouth , and yes. she full on bit my dick. I was pretty close to ending her life with a punch. And no, the BJ did not continue after the biting incident. I was also very weary on letting her give me head in the future, and told her she was not allowed to chew gum , or candy or whatever while having my dick in her mouth
I once stuffed my eyeball back in my head after poking it out. It super hurt 
bull shit
i like this cause it’s a chick talking about doing shit to her bf and it’s totally not slutty in the context of this thread
in any other context though…
I thought it was funny cuz he prolly busted all over someones pant leg lol.
went ATVTM on 2 girls (ass to [another girls]vagina to her mouth, in which I finally came)
during a 3 some, with 2 girls I just met, one being my friends younger sister, and one being my other friends girlfriend.
Then the fire alarm went off in the hotel, and we all had to stand outside, me, with no shirt on, next to her brother, who knew pretty much what just happened.
edit: this was at a snowmobile racing year end banquet, the party which her brother, and the other girls boyfriend was at, was, the conjoining room. The only this separating me from getting my ass beat was a deadlocked hotel door.
LOL
fry’s made me literally LOL.
this one time i realized how boring my life has been.
this.
had a police incident but similar to newman I will keep it under wraps due to the operation’s success.
lastly I effed a girl when I was a freshman or sophomore in college in the back seat of her moms car while her mom drove
OMG WTF
one time i…
was drunk and climbed up to the roof of my buddy’s house with the intentions of taking a dumb down his chimney into the fire. i made it all the way up there, then got poo shy and couldn’t do it.
i got really drunk on boxed wine one night at a party… was talking to a girl and i just whipped “it” out… i have never been hit so hard in my life.
anther party one time i ran outa my buddys house and jumped into his neighbors bushes and began singing the canadian national anthem. Cops were called by the neighbor. my friends convinced the cops to not to take me away.
and one last party incident. i drank a bottle on lemon juciem A1 steak sauce and italian dressing. then i took a uncooked potatoe and sat down on the couch with his dog and we both ate the potatoe. i would take a bite and then give the dog a bite.
