ate an entire stick of butter
I know a dude that really did this and ended up not having any permanent damage.
I had sex in an 8 year olds “banana in pajamas” bed with my ex gf while she house sat her neighbors home. I lol’d for a week after when the neighbors asked if the dog had gotten into the sheets cuz they were stained
Had sex while driving a bronco 2.
Had sex in the bathroom at a friends during a party.
Flipped over the handlebars of my bike and slid on the ground with my face to stop myself.
lived in Hawaii…twice.
ya dude I was 6 years old. threw a horse shoe at a beer bottle and glass punctured my eye causing it to deflate and fall 3/4 of the way out of my head. I had to push it back in and hold it there with my hand. Went to the er and they called ina specialist who was able to stitch the muscle back together that I sliced, and stitch my eyeball back together.
I both split my right tibia down the center and spiral fractured it from my knee to my ancle.
… had a 3 way with 2 chicks who, to the astonishment of my roommates, then ran around my apartment naked… one had recieved a facial and hadn’t cleaned up.
… had a 3 way w/ 2 chicks, one of whom was a board member’s sister
… had a 3 way w/ 2 chicks, one of whom was a different board members sister
… had a 3 way w/ 2 chicks, one of whom was a third board member’s girlfriend
… had a 3 way w/ 2 chicks, one of whom was a fourth board member’s girlfriend, the other was married
… had a 3 way with my ex and her best friend
… had a 3 way w/ 2 17 year old girls when I was 26 
lol
The nyspeed links are mostly coincidental, though.
Newman you’re a sex offender. Weird.
17’s legal in NY bro
See was that great or horrible?
Horrible as in they had no idea what they were doing?
Great because you got to teach them what to do?
parked in a loading dock for sex and got surrounded by what seemed like the whole police force. there was an attempted breakin the night before at the shopping plaza and they rolled out in force thinking the robbers had come back. Instead they just shined their spotlights on my bare ass. story is a lot longer, involving the car stalling, cop trying to help roll-jump it and breaking his nose on my hood, im sure ive posted it before.
was hanging out at my fav dive bar when i was back in town for some holiday a few years back. buddy calls me and says he showing up with his neighbor to hang out. he shows up, i get introduced, and we just start drinking, i’m buying the majority of the drinks, just hanging out having a good time. eventually people start coming up to his neighbor to shake his hand and shit, turns out he was a pretty popular athlete and i just had no idea. so we leave there because its getting annoying with everyone interrupting us just hanging out, we swing over to mademoiselles and i realize that yup he must be a celebrity when he buys a few bottles, strippers are all over us, and he insists that i not spend a single cent there. turned into a pretty crazy night.
killed my little brother, with a baseball…but he got better
17 year olds that have threesomes usually already have a decent handle on things.
…Had a threesome with the chick I was seeing and her best friend on Valentine’s Day, as my present.
…Videotaped it
…Eiffeled a chick with my cousin in a pool in Cancun
…Got caught banging a chick in my f-bod behind my HS by APD, I was 18 she was 16 :tif:
…Got head in the middle seat of an Expedition in the California desert when her parents were in the front seat and her 6-7 year old sister and her friend were in the one behind us. This continued through a Border Patrol checkpoint
…went ATM with an nyspeeder’s girlfriend
…Gave an nyspeeder’s current girlfriend a protein shake half an hour before their first date
…Got scolded by a bouncer at Seductions or Crystals in canada during our lap dance because tag teaming the stripper was fine, but my friend’s ass was sticking out of the booth into the hall
…Met two French sisters on Spring Break, did stuff with both of them independently, got flown out to Paris by their parents that summer for complimentary sightseeing and promiscuity with their daughters :tup:
I once watched a fat girl walk right into a forklift as if it wan’t even there… She fell on the ground, rolled around a bit and I laughed. Then she got up and said she wanted my name so she could sue me for being “unpatriotic” lol.
:lol: Sounds like Mighty hood-pole crashing chick.
I once wore an R6 like a hat on the i-90 at 60mph. very enjoyable, lived to tell the story 
I loled
On new years, I went to this party with my girl and a few of her friends and we were required to take off our shoes. I didn’t like the idea being that it was an east aurora party and I’m from Holland, I was the only kid from Holland.
Anyways I went back to put my shoes on and they were gone. I started flipping out thinking someone stole my shoes (a very nice, brand new pair of nikes). Turns out some girl had to go outside and puke and put my shoes on and was now sitting on the toilet with her head on her arms. Got the shoes back, untouched by her puke and not even dirty. I was so pumped!
had some people over and my friends sister wanted to make a beer run with me. We get in my truck, start driving, and all of the the sudden she says “don’t kill us” and immediately went down. I am glad my windows were dark tinted cause i was laughin when i was sitting at the traffic lights. Well needless to say she didnt swallow and my white t-shirt was soiled, lol. I had to call my cousin and get a new white t-shirt before i returned. Good times !
who has gone ATM here?
fuckin’ whores. I enjoy thinking that they probably kiss someone with that same mouth.
Went ATMVAfinish inM then when we came back downstairs she took a bite of a friends pizza that he then continued to eat. Nobody understood why I started laughing really hard.