I just went 32-6 an MW2
I thought racing my 87 corolla was a good idea. On the downhill lefthand turn on Luther(outside EA), started getting sideways in the middle of the turn. Not knowing how to drive I let it hang for a second, then tried to counter steer out of it, got to full opposite lock, did a 180 and shot towards the woods, front left fender hooked a tree did another 180 slid down the slope to a comfortable stop in mulch. Car ran perfectly(with a giant dent) after wards, and it fixed the one headlight… The friend I was racing saw the entire thing in his rear view mirror.
A couple years later in a 93 corolla, I tried passing a plow truck on the 400, ended up spinning out shortly past it and slid backwards off the 400 in front of the plow truck, again unscathed. The plow truck pulled over to tell me he called the cops/tell me I’m retarded.
Whilst owning the G-wagon, hooked up with some chick at her parents rented cottage on lake erie. The next morning, the family was leaving the and cleaning the place up. Her dad asked me to take a couple bags in the g wagon and throw them out at tim hortons; I agreed and he yelled across the yard “Thanks for taking one for the team!”… :lolsign: I made her throw them out at tim hortons in the rain.
I need to go back to bed.
I hate to say it but Brett definitely kissed a girl I went ATM on. Lol. Though it was months later. BTW she is SO FAT NOW. SO FAT.
I’ve never even had sex, man you guys are all so lucky.
PS - I imagine the only reason a chick is willing to fuck Jeg is to shut him up.
ex gf said I love my money more than her so I took a $100 bill of my pocket and threw it out the sunroof and told her I wouldn’t throw her out the window, because I love her more.
Now she’s my ex. FML
Does it really matter? Like you’ve never licked an ass before? Come on.:present:
this is just dumb.
that is the worst “so this one time i…” story i’ve ever heard…
Yes, this is horrible, this story.
+1 … and … LOL
sorry guys, i guess I dont have as much fail as the rest of of you guys. i guess its a better story to tell in person.
And these girls wonder how they get UTI’s…and bad breath… and herpes…
don’t forget BV…
EWWWWW.
Or any of the other things.
I deff do not think they wonder at all.
I am going to cockpunch you
This one time I was at Howie’s house, and he fell asleep watching the Fresh Prince, instead of hanging out with me. WTF.
:run:
smart move on his part…
ZING!
This one time I went to walker’s, and brought him a case of sugar free shark… WAIT… NO I DIDN’T. And I won’t if you keep it up, buddy.