something to think about.

imagine the chaos.

Random girl: “Oh shit, I haven’t had sex in 2 years! Omg…omg, I’m not gonna lice to see my grankids.”

Random Girl 2: “Pfcf, at the rate I have been having sex, I won’t even live long enough to get married. I wish there was a cute guy around, I would tear his pants off right now.”

Random guy eavesdropping enters with a devilish grin

Random guy:“Hey ladies, I couldn’t help but over hear that you two have been so sex deprieved that you won’t evenlive to be married. Well, I can take care of that. I will even put it on your face so you will look 10 years younger in the mirror. It’s like Botox for broke people!”

random group sex

“y hello thar…buttsekz?”
“YES PLEASE!!!”

girls would freak about it more than guys. It’d be a mess.