They gave me a double. I don’t want a double. I want a single.
You want to know why I want a single? Because I’m a cynical boy that would drive any person nutso to live with. No, really.
I’m bonkers, they would be bonkers, and we’re all gonna be going bonkers.
On top of this it is on North Campus. Freshman housing. I don’t want to be in a Freshman house. I’d like to be around people that don’t put those stupid clear plastic covers on papers or think cramming for an exam is a terrific way to study.
I’m such a whiney little brat.
hahrharhhrrr
you don’t want a single
trust me.
And why do you want to live on campus anyway? Off campus > on
ummm yaaaa. off campus at cornell ftw… i can put you in touch with a friend that goes there if you want.
I’d love to live off campus, but unfortunately I have no way to pay for that. I’m taking applications for sugar daddy/mama/husbear/old lady friend with money.
Name: _______________
Age: ________________
original sex: ___________
current sex:_____________
income: 00,000,000+
pets: _________________ (no snapping turtles please)
how big the ladythings are:__
how big the nemo is:___
no snoring, no cuddling, and please no dancing on the table with the spurs on. What does one get out of this? I’m not sure–I just wanted to know how they stuff their bra/undies so well.
Although I could live in Cascadilla, which is IN the thriving metropolis of Ithaca.
Thank goodness my course selection has went through without a hitch. I hope. biochem and neurobiology here i come.
oh who oh who oh who!! really!?
jon that would be swell!
on campus is usually way more expensive than off campus
But I can take out loans for on campus. I can only take out loans for off campus with the Bank of Husbears
I made a campaign picture:
Maybe you’ll have an awesomely cool roomate. but maybe not 
good luck!
People from Jersey aren’t awesomely cool.
He doesn’t count. He’s not a native.
that sucks. The dorms were fun, but i am glad to have my own room. on campus apartments ftw.