You do realize the definition of ‘T-bone’ in reference to an accident means that Alan’s car was struck in the middle of the side of the car, hence the T reference? You said Alan got T-Boned, not Alan T-Boned someone…so if Alan was T-Boned then the damage to his WRX should be around the b-pillar and doors…not the front end? Hence your epil failure to properly state what you were trying to say.