God damn, this guy got owned really hard:
http://g35driver.com/forums/lounge-off-topic/283493-i-think-i-have-clap-fffffuuuuuuuu.html
Summary for those too lazy to read:
OP posts that he’s peeing weird and suspects he might have STD, thinks it really suspicious, as both him and his GF were virgins when they first met, and have been together for 2-3 years.
Bunch of people tell him that she’s gotta be cheating on him.
Doctor gives him details on testing, tells him to go to get checked out, and also tells him that his gf has to be cheating on him.
Lots of random jibba jabba.
OP finally gets tested, results is POSITIVE for chlamidiya. OP’s gf admits to cheating on him while they were on a break.