I am playing devils advocate to the extreme - because you are being very very extreme.
For example, no where did I imply, or even come CLOSE to implying, that Micky D’s shit was healthy… or as you say as I make it sound, “really healthy.”
When you put forth my implications, and falsify them to a rather “extreme” by using adjectives like “really”, people normally respond by nitpicking your posts and taking everything you say to the extreeeeeeme.
Correct, lab results don’t lie, but reactions to lab results can also be skewed.