914 : Yo, when you gonn let me tap that?
716 : Eh you’re still too young for me!
is she canadian?
Me: Hey R**! so when ya gonna let me tap that?
Him: wtf
Me: what didn’t you understand about the question?
Him: Grow a dick and then we’ll talk, hun.
more…
Him: Girl you’ve lost your mind.
Me: It happens.
Ok. So I did it to my flaming homosexual friend. Couldn’t bring myself to text one of my regular ol’ guy friends because I fear I’d be too freaked out by their response.
don’t puss out. beck sent one to his momma
me: wyglmtt?
her: uh… you have.
dude: so, when you gonna let me tap that?
me: when YOU gonna let ME?
dude: so…
me: um, may 25th, 2011.
dude: you’re gonna make me wait 2.5 years?
dawn do it to some guys because vroom is being a puss. I’m curious to see how often you’re shot down 
Meh I just don’t want to give anyone false hope.
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
GF: Last night
I showed her this thread last night.
girls lead guys on all the time. you can prolly score a nice dinner out of the deal and then bail!
Thats probably how she ended up with baby hitler
Exactly.
me: Soo when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl#1: i am on my way right now to get the toys ready.
me: Your the best!
Girl#1: haha i know i know. Anal beads first.
me: Your such a freak!
Girl#1:haha
me: Sooo when you gunna let me tap that?
Girl#2: Any time you want baby 
me: yes!
me:Sooo when you gunna let me tap that?
Girl#3: ummmm excuse me?
Figures girl number 3 would happen to be my girlfriend who then persisted by yeling at me for being rude. time to switch to girl #2!
Switch to #2? I say switch to #1
Yeah. her freakyness kinda scars me but wont hurt to test it out. haha
yeah… im down to get kinky but if it leaves scars i might have to pass…
me: wyglmtt?
her: lol anytime lol i thought u had a girl
me: does that bother you?
her: no i mean im still kinda seeing shawn but its complicated with that lol
Me: wtglmtt?
Girl #2: Get in line
Me: Can I jump to the front of the line?
Girl #2: (no response yet 
)
Started reading this thread while I was in mid convo with one of my friends…
Her: Flint… Im a jumper… went from 4 bed 2 bath to 2 bed 2 bath, so i am even more excited, you get an apartment with your cousin?
Me: She got a CA job at Flint, so I am still looking
Her: Ha ha well if you ever need a place to crash you can come over
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ha ha when I come up
Me: LMAO i didnt expect that response but fucking WIN!
Her: Ha I was wondering why you were so direct
Lmao… I love this thread!
To the GF one day after one of the most wild days of sexual adventures of my life:
Me: WYGTLMTT?
Her: Haha
Me: I mean it, when?
Her: Haha, tomorrow.
Me: Why only tomorrow???
Her: Im sore today.
Me: You mean, in your VAGINA?
Her: Yea, shes tired!!!
Me: Well, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, you know that. What about your butt then?
Her: Someones horny.
Me: Says who, im just asking when you will let me? When access is permitted? I never said I was going to “tap that” per say, im not desperate, but srsly, what about the butt?
Her: What are we doing tonight?
Me: Haha, idk what do you want to do?
Her: Its up to you tonight
Me: Tap that?
She hasnt texted me in a few hours now lmao.
Edit: Right before I was about to post this she stormed through the door acting wild and I dint get to tap that… we did have a rather cute tickle fight though :meh:
me: Yo, when ya gonna let me tap that?
Jay Han:Hahahah that just made me spit my juice all over myself
:meh: