:rofl on this thread or the other?
THe bb.com one.
They always have epic posts over there.
OMG @ that DEATH picture. I just lost it laughing.
-Stallmer
I texted it to my gf and said “pics of me cheating on you got out, sorry.”
workin on it…
me: you know I’ve had a crush on you for years now?
her: is that so
me: yep
her: why did you decide to tell me this right nwo
me: not sure, why?
her: just thought it was random
me: oh
yeah im pretty random i guess
her: indeed
me: so what do you think… gonna run away with me or what
her: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe?
me: YES
NOT FOREVER ALONE
MAYBE
her: haha
were you serious thoug
about the crush thing
cuz that was flattering and if you took it back now id be sad
me: yeah of course
Strong work.
her: oh well thanks
me: yeah… no problem.
her: sorry im not sure what to say to that.
we had a thig once
*thing
me: yeah for a minute
her: yup… good times
me: yeah they were ok i guess
aha
her: oh… alright
me: borderline pretty good i guess…
her: haha well alright
me: jk… i miss those times
i was just thinking about them
her: why?
me: and i was feeling forever calzone
wow…
i mean alone
must be close to dinner time…
her: hahahaahahahaha
everytime i hear kings of leon i think of you for some reason
lol
haha… got forever calzone in there
Commence plowing.
LOL!
I’m fuxking crying lance
Lance is WINNING.
her: well… im sorry i kinda ended things way back when
i hope i didnt break ur heart too bad…
me: i have no heart
lettuce be real tea for a minute…
her: what
me: just a saying… but yea
its cool… you had better things going on
anyway
gotta run
when can we hang out
her: whenever youd like
remember when we started hanging out a lot and smoking *********? that was fun.
me: haha yea
lets do that again
im going to live near you real soon
so it’ll be easy
if you’re lucky i’ll show you my room
her: o im always lucky
1/1 so far
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to this god amongst men. Come on bro, you got tiger blood.
1/1.5 if you count kbizz
Lettuce be real, forever calzone and got the girl all in one. Winning.
im crying from that pic OMG :rofl
So confused :lol
not going so well… haha
me: did you know i’ve had a crush on you for years
her: shut up lancceee
me: wow… forever alone
her: lol wat??
me: i’ll be forever alone
her: me too
me: I JUST TOLD YOU I HAD A CRUSH ON YOU. NOW LET ME CLAP IT
her: omg
uncalled for
i want to be alone lol
duuuhhh
me: wow thanks
rather be forever trombone than with me
bs
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl omg im fucking dying.
her: lol waaattt??
me: i meant alone
her: oh hahaha
i just dont want men anymore
just drama
i’d rather be alone lol
me: so you’re a straight up dyke now
oh
her: haha you could say that
me: i don’t cause drama, i cause o faces
her: ew
whats wrong w you right now
me: nothing… just trying to tell this girl how i feel and im getting rejected hard
lettuce be reality here
you and i are like peanut jelly and butters
pjb reference… aww yea